"Are we not men?"

Jacob – Graphics Dept., Co-Creator, Beastman
Leaving society to live off of the land at the age of 11, he returned only to find himself a stranger.  After a series of  failed attempts at radio-play voice acting, he returned to the wilderness. Building a laptop out of discarded animal parts, he resides in a lean-to just outside of Talladega National Forest.

Jojevis as a youngster

Jojevis – Site Admin, Co-Creator, and all around nice guy
Known as Joj to his friends, was born on a small cart outside of the town of St. Vaisselles, France, in 1973. He was educated at the presigious Bradsbury Academy in England. He first heard of these internets in 2009 and wants to give the whole thing a whirl.

Johnichi at his physical pique.

Johnichi- Correspondent, Despondent, and Head of the Department of Film Intelligence.
He grew up in a comfortable and happy home, but threw it all away to pursue his life-long dream of underground fighting. After suffering a decisive blow that would leave him crippled, Johnichi taught himself to read and write and has since written many mystery and romance novels under various pen names. He currently resides in a nudist colony in Miami Springs, Florida